Get to therapy...
Therapist: Alright, I'm going to say some words, tell me the first thing you think of... Green.
Me: Niall is Irish.
Therapist: Cat.
Me: Harry likes pussy.
Therapist: Vegetable.
Me: Carrots are vegetables. Louis loves carrots.
Therapist: Map.
Me: Liam doesn't know his geography.
Therapist: Brick.
Me: Zayn stood on a brick to have his first kiss.
Therapist: Hawaii
Me: Lilo and Stich. Double reference because it's a Disney movie and Liam and Louis' couple name is Lilo.
Therapist: Obsessed.
Me: Dedicated.
Therapist: I'm sorry, I cannot help you.
